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Salary Increment

# Salary Increment

One employee told his boss, "Sir, Increase my salary, I got married recently."

The boss replied, "The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company."

### More Office Jokes

Fax Machine Problem

Staff: "A little. What's wrong sir?"

Manager: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."

Staff: "How did you load the sheet?"

Manager: "I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it."

Salary Theorem

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.

Mechanical and Civil Engineers

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.