Secret of Success
A very successful partner in a big firm had a peculiar habit. He would go to his desk everyday, open a locked drawer, look inside, lock the drawer again, and start his work. This continued for many days.
His subordinates knew that he hid the secret of his success in the drawer, they waited for the opportunity.
Then, one day when the partner had gone out of the city, the juniors decided to make a break.
They broke into the drawer, breathlessly, and looked inside. There was one small piece of paper inside - it said - "Left is debit and right is credit."
More Office Jokes
A man went to face an interviewer. Board of Directors asked him, "Tell the difference between "COMPLETE" and "FINISH".
The man replied, I am clarifying with the example, "When u marry a right person you are "Complete" and when you marry the wrong one you are "Finish".
One employee told his boss, "Sir, Increase my salary, I got married recently."
The boss replied, "The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company."
Manager: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"
Staff: "A little. What's wrong sir?"
Manager: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."
Staff: "How did you load the sheet?"
Manager: "I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it."