A rich man needed blood for his heart surgery.
He got it from a poor Bania.
The rich man gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the rich man needed blood for surgery.
Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, the rich just gave him a Cadburyes Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.
The rich man now replied: "Now I also have Bania's blood in my body."
More Hindi Jokes
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?
Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein.
Ek chhote bachche ne apani pregnant mummy se uska pet dekhkar pucha : Is mein kya hai?
Mummy : Is mein pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyun usko?
Bhola: Itne kam marks? Do thappad lagaoon kya.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.