God - Man or Woman
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, Is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, Is Michael Jackson a God?"
More Celebrity Jokes
Laloo to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai to woh murgi bhi tumari.
Rabri: Laloo Ji, koi hint to do na plz?
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here. "The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.
"Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly check-up. When it was finished, she asked her doctor, "How is everything."
He responded, "I'm very pleased and you are in great shape, and happy to announce that you are pregnant."
"No way!" she exclaimed.
He assured, "You are most definitely pregnant."
She stormed out of the examining room, grabbed the receptionist's phone and dialed the private line to the Oval Office.
Bill answered the phone and she shouted, "I can't believe it! I'm pregnant! You got me pregnant!"
The president didn't say anything, so she continued to scream, "Didn't you hear me? I'm pregnant! You got me pregnant!"
Hesitantly, the president said, "Um...Who IS This?"