The Dead Rabbit

The Dead Rabbit

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.

He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"

The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and some idiot had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.

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Aana free, jaana free,
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Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
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# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :
We need your heads to run our business.
# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
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# A traffic slogan:
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Lottery Winner

A clerk wins the Texas lottery.

He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Our clerk says, "I want my $20 million now."

The man replies, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."

The clerk replies, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it now."

Again, the man repeats the explanation. The clerk, now furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my $20 back!"

Story of a fry pan

Once Nasiruddin Hozza has thrown a big party in his residence. So he needs one big fry pan and he lend it from his neighbour.

After few days he returned the big fry pan including a small fry pan.

The neighbour asked the reason and he told that "Your fry pan gave birth to a new small fry pan, so i gave you both the fry pans.

The man happily received the fry pans. After some days Nasiruddin Hozza needs again the big fry pan and he went to his neighbour and brought the fry pan.

But long time passed Hozza did not return the fry pan.

So the neighbour came to him and asked for his fry pan. Hozza replied "Your fry pan died to give birth of her 2nd issue."

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