Breasts - some descriptions

Breasts - some descriptions

(o)(o) perfect breasts
( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) high nipple breasts
(@)(@) big nipple breasts
oo a cups
{ O }{ O } d cups
(oYo) wonder bra breasts
( ^^)( ^^) cold breasts
(o)(O) lopsided breasts
(Q)(O) pierced breasts
(p)(p) hanging tassels breasts
o/o/ Grandma's breasts
( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts
< o>< o> electric shock breasts
|o||o| android breasts

(/)(o) scratched breasts (ouch)
(%)(o) extra nipple breasts (like Chandler)

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The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons.

- has to work hard;
- has to work at great depths;
- has to work upside down;
- has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;
- has to work in a high humidity environment;
- has to work at high temperatures;
- does not get weekends and holidays off;
- does not get time off after extra hours of work;
- has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.

Request denied for the following reasons:

- does not work 8 hours in a row;
- does not answer immediately to all requests;
- does not have a degree;
- after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;
- shows no fidelity to the workplace;
- retires too early;
- does not work at all unless pushed from behind;
- does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work.

Holy Water

Three nuns were standing at the gates of Heavan waiting to speack to St. Peter. Since nuns are not supposed to be involved with men, he asked if they had been involved with a man in any sexual way.

The first nun said, "I have touched a man's penis."

St.Peter told her to go was her hands in the fountain of holy water close by then she could enter Heaven.

The second nun said "I have had sex once, but only once."

St. Peter then told her to go wash her (u know what) in the same fountain.

Hearing that the third nun screamed, "Oh please no! I have to put my mouth in that!"


Once a mother, father and a child went on a aeroplane and the plane was about to crash.

Father: Honey there are two parachutes and we are three so let the child be we could have another one. they jumped off. When they reached the ground they found the child lying there.

Mother: Baby, baby what happened

Child: Me no dumb, me no silly, me hold on to father's chilly.

Two months later the same incedient happens and the parents jumped off without the child and this time they find the child half dead on the ground.

Mother: Baby, baby what happened.

Child: Me very dumb, Me very silly, me find out mother has no chilly.

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