Ladki Ka Hath

Ladka ladki ke baap se : Main aapki ladki ka haath mangta hoon.

Ladki ka baap : Kuyn.

Ladka : Kyon ki ab mera hath thak gaya hai.

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Ladka aur ladki phone per baat kar rahe hote hain...

Ladki ladke se kehti hai:
"Rone ko to sabhi rote hain faraq hai to rone rone ka,
Tum qatra qatra rote ho hum darya darya rote hain"

Phir ladka ladki se kehta hai:
"Sone ko to sab sote hain faraq hai to sone sone ka,
Tum ungli le kar sote ho hum hath mein le kar sote hain"

Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a Mcdonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... And they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

Name: John Flower

Sex: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

Desired position: Company's president or vice president. But seriously, whatever available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

Desired salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a michael ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

Education: yes.

Last position held: Target for middle management hostility.

Salary: Less than I'm worth.

8th Son

In a remote village of India, once Masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'Krishna janma' part of it.

Masterji : "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born...

Ramu : I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused).

Masterji : "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come you have one?"

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, "Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell?"

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