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Ladki Ki Kamar

Ladki Ki Kamar

Majnu ne khuda se poocha: "Aye khuda tune ladki ki kamar kaisi banai mitti kam pad gayi ya rishwat thi khayi"

Khuda ne jawaab diya: "Na mitti kam pad gayi na rishwat khai kamar dabai tabhi to chuchiyan (.) (.) Bahar aayi"




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Ladki Ka Hath

Ladka ladki ke baap se : Main aapki ladki ka haath mangta hoon.

Ladki ka baap : Kuyn.

Ladka : Kyon ki ab mera hath thak gaya hai.

Farak

Ladka aur ladki phone per baat kar rahe hote hain...

Ladki ladke se kehti hai:
"Rone ko to sabhi rote hain faraq hai to rone rone ka,
Tum qatra qatra rote ho hum darya darya rote hain"

Phir ladka ladki se kehta hai:
"Sone ko to sab sote hain faraq hai to sone sone ka,
Tum ungli le kar sote ho hum hath mein le kar sote hain"

Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a Mcdonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... And they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

Name: John Flower

Sex: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

Desired position: Company's president or vice president. But seriously, whatever available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

Desired salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a michael ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

Education: yes.

Last position held: Target for middle management hostility.

Salary: Less than I'm worth.

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