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Pathan aur Ladki

Pathan aur Ladki

Pathan ek ladki ke saath sex kar raha tha

Ladki boli: "Aur andar, thoda uppar, thoda right, thoda left"

Pathan: "Oye! Tu sex kar rahi hai ya mujhse car park kara rahi hai"




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Ladki Ki Kamar

Majnu ne khuda se poocha: "Aye khuda tune ladki ki kamar kaisi banai mitti kam pad gayi ya rishwat thi khayi"

Khuda ne jawaab diya: "Na mitti kam pad gayi na rishwat khai kamar dabai tabhi to chuchiyan (.) (.) Bahar aayi"

Ladki Ka Hath

Ladka ladki ke baap se : Main aapki ladki ka haath mangta hoon.

Ladki ka baap : Kuyn.

Ladka : Kyon ki ab mera hath thak gaya hai.

Farak

Ladka aur ladki phone per baat kar rahe hote hain...

Ladki ladke se kehti hai:
"Rone ko to sabhi rote hain faraq hai to rone rone ka,
Tum qatra qatra rote ho hum darya darya rote hain"

Phir ladka ladki se kehta hai:
"Sone ko to sab sote hain faraq hai to sone sone ka,
Tum ungli le kar sote ho hum hath mein le kar sote hain"

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