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Hum Punjabi Hain

Hum Punjabi Hain

Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne laga to

Ladki santa ka private saman dekh kar boli: "itna bada"

Santa khushi se bola: "O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai"

Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola "Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho"




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Pathan aur Ladki

Pathan ek ladki ke saath sex kar raha tha

Ladki boli: "Aur andar, thoda uppar, thoda right, thoda left"

Pathan: "Oye! Tu sex kar rahi hai ya mujhse car park kara rahi hai"

Ladki Ki Kamar

Majnu ne khuda se poocha: "Aye khuda tune ladki ki kamar kaisi banai mitti kam pad gayi ya rishwat thi khayi"

Khuda ne jawaab diya: "Na mitti kam pad gayi na rishwat khai kamar dabai tabhi to chuchiyan (.) (.) Bahar aayi"

Ladki Ka Hath

Ladka ladki ke baap se : Main aapki ladki ka haath mangta hoon.

Ladki ka baap : Kuyn.

Ladka : Kyon ki ab mera hath thak gaya hai.

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