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Bolne wala Tota

Bolne wala Tota

Ek lady pet shop mein tota kharidane ke liye gayi

Shopkeeper: "Madam, ye tota le lijiye ye tota insaano ki tarha bolta hai"

Lady ne hairan ho kar tote se pucha: "Achcha fir ye batao ki main tumhe kaisi lagti hoon?"

Tota: "Ek number ki randi lagti ho"

Aurat ko gussa aya aur shopkeeper se boli: "Ye tota to gaali deta hai"

Shopkeeper tote ko ander le gaya aur usko khoob mara

Aur tote se puchcha ki ab gaali dega to tote ne darte hue jawab diya ki ab nahi dunga

Shopkeeper ne bahar aakar lady se kaha: "Lijiye ab baat kijiye ab nahi gali dega"

Lady: "Agar mere ghar par mere sath ek aadmi aaye to tum kya sochoge?"

Tota: "Tumhara pati hoga"

Lady: "Agar do aadmi aayein to?"

Tota: "Tumhara pati aur devar"

Lady: "Agar teen aayein to?"

Tota: "Tumhara pati, devar, aur bhai"

Lady: "Agar char aadmi aayein to?"

Tota darr kar shopkeeper ki taraf hath jod kar bola

"Sir ji maine to pehle hi kaha thha ki ye randi hai"




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Pathan ek ladki ke saath sex kar raha tha

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