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Toffee Mein Viagra

Toffee Mein Viagra

Ek ladka apne baap ko viagra ki ek goli toffee mein daal ke deta hai

Aur kehta hai: "daddy sone se pehle kha lena"

Baap kehta hai: "beta isse kya hoga?"

Ladka bolta hai: "daddy agar toffee achi lage to mere takiye ke neeche chup chap 100 rupye rakh dena"

Agle din ladka apne takiye ke neeche dekhta hai to use 1100 rupye milte hai

Aur daddy ke paas ja ke kehta hai: "daddy meine to sirf 100 rupye rakhne ko kaha tha"

Baap kehta hai: "beta meine to 100 hi rakhe the 1000 teri maa ki taraf se hain"




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Bolne wala Tota

Ek lady pet shop mein tota kharidane ke liye gayi

Shopkeeper: "Madam, ye tota le lijiye ye tota insaano ki tarha bolta hai"

Lady ne hairan ho kar tote se pucha: "Achcha fir ye batao ki main tumhe kaisi lagti hoon?"

Tota: "Ek number ki randi lagti ho"

Aurat ko gussa aya aur shopkeeper se boli: "Ye tota to gaali deta hai"

Shopkeeper tote ko ander le gaya aur usko khoob mara

Aur tote se puchcha ki ab gaali dega to tote ne darte hue jawab diya ki ab nahi dunga

Shopkeeper ne bahar aakar lady se kaha: "Lijiye ab baat kijiye ab nahi gali dega"

Lady: "Agar mere ghar par mere sath ek aadmi aaye to tum kya sochoge?"

Tota: "Tumhara pati hoga"

Lady: "Agar do aadmi aayein to?"

Tota: "Tumhara pati aur devar"

Lady: "Agar teen aayein to?"

Tota: "Tumhara pati, devar, aur bhai"

Lady: "Agar char aadmi aayein to?"

Tota darr kar shopkeeper ki taraf hath jod kar bola

"Sir ji maine to pehle hi kaha thha ki ye randi hai"

Hum Punjabi Hain

Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne laga to

Ladki santa ka private saman dekh kar boli: "itna bada"

Santa khushi se bola: "O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai"

Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola "Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho"

Pathan aur Ladki

Pathan ek ladki ke saath sex kar raha tha

Ladki boli: "Aur andar, thoda uppar, thoda right, thoda left"

Pathan: "Oye! Tu sex kar rahi hai ya mujhse car park kara rahi hai"

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