Bolo Kya

Jinke paas hota hai,wo haath se pakar kar karte hai,

Jin ke pass nahi hota wo ungil daal kar kaam chalate hain,

Bolo kya?
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Tooth Brush




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Fati Dhoti

Sadhu fati dhoti pehan ker ghar se nikalta hai aur mandir mein puja ke liye jhukta hai.

Ek aurat sadhu ki gand ko gullak samajh kar us mein ek sikka daal deti hai.

Sadhu seedha ho ke bolta hai: "Ab ghanti bhi bhaja do"

Buri Khabar for Salman

Salman Khan tour se ho kar ghar vapis aata hai aur dekhta hai ki uske darwaje par likha tha "Salman is an idiot"

Ek laboratarty wala Salman ka dost tha Salman uske pass jaata hai aur kahta hai

"Mujhe lagta hai ye peshab se likha hai, tum isko test karo aur pata lagao ki kaun tha"

Shaam ko uska dost reports leke Salman ke pass jata hai aur bolta hai

"Yeh peshab vivek oberoi ka hai par ek buri khabar bhi hai."

Salman puchhta hai: "Aur woh buri khabar kya hai?"

Dost: "Handwriting Aishwarya ki hai"

Toffee Mein Viagra

Ek ladka apne baap ko viagra ki ek goli toffee mein daal ke deta hai

Aur kehta hai: "daddy sone se pehle kha lena"

Baap kehta hai: "beta isse kya hoga?"

Ladka bolta hai: "daddy agar toffee achi lage to mere takiye ke neeche chup chap 100 rupye rakh dena"

Agle din ladka apne takiye ke neeche dekhta hai to use 1100 rupye milte hai

Aur daddy ke paas ja ke kehta hai: "daddy meine to sirf 100 rupye rakhne ko kaha tha"

Baap kehta hai: "beta meine to 100 hi rakhe the 1000 teri maa ki taraf se hain"

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