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Mera Kasoor Batao

Mera Kasoor Batao

Court mein lund apna kasoor poochhta hai

Judge sahab jab main paida hua to mera badi berehmi se gala kaat diya gaya,

Thoda bada hua to hathon se mera gala dabaya gaya,

Shadi ke baad to mere saath bada bura hua mujhe kaali gufa mein dhakela gaya,

Judge sahab aakhir mera kasoor kya hai?

Judge: "Tu akarta bahut hai"




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Bolo Kya

Jinke paas hota hai,wo haath se pakar kar karte hai,

Jin ke pass nahi hota wo ungil daal kar kaam chalate hain,

Bolo kya?
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Tooth Brush

Fati Dhoti

Sadhu fati dhoti pehan ker ghar se nikalta hai aur mandir mein puja ke liye jhukta hai.

Ek aurat sadhu ki gand ko gullak samajh kar us mein ek sikka daal deti hai.

Sadhu seedha ho ke bolta hai: "Ab ghanti bhi bhaja do"

Buri Khabar for Salman

Salman Khan tour se ho kar ghar vapis aata hai aur dekhta hai ki uske darwaje par likha tha "Salman is an idiot"

Ek laboratarty wala Salman ka dost tha Salman uske pass jaata hai aur kahta hai

"Mujhe lagta hai ye peshab se likha hai, tum isko test karo aur pata lagao ki kaun tha"

Shaam ko uska dost reports leke Salman ke pass jata hai aur bolta hai

"Yeh peshab vivek oberoi ka hai par ek buri khabar bhi hai."

Salman puchhta hai: "Aur woh buri khabar kya hai?"

Dost: "Handwriting Aishwarya ki hai"

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