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Kauva To Udd Gaya

Kauva To Udd Gaya

Sardar ji apne ghar se bahar nikle aur achanak ek kauve (crow) ne sardar ji ke sir par shit kar di.

Sardarni tissue paper lekar bahar aayi.

To Sardar ji gusse se bole: "Ab kiski gaand saaf kaaregi, kauva to udd gaya"




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Mera Kasoor Batao

Court mein lund apna kasoor poochhta hai

Judge sahab jab main paida hua to mera badi berehmi se gala kaat diya gaya,

Thoda bada hua to hathon se mera gala dabaya gaya,

Shadi ke baad to mere saath bada bura hua mujhe kaali gufa mein dhakela gaya,

Judge sahab aakhir mera kasoor kya hai?

Judge: "Tu akarta bahut hai"

Bolo Kya

Jinke paas hota hai,wo haath se pakar kar karte hai,

Jin ke pass nahi hota wo ungil daal kar kaam chalate hain,

Bolo kya?
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Tooth Brush

Fati Dhoti

Sadhu fati dhoti pehan ker ghar se nikalta hai aur mandir mein puja ke liye jhukta hai.

Ek aurat sadhu ki gand ko gullak samajh kar us mein ek sikka daal deti hai.

Sadhu seedha ho ke bolta hai: "Ab ghanti bhi bhaja do"

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