Band Mutthi

Ek aurat ke bachcha paida hua

Delivery ke baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,

Jab doctors ne mutthi ko khol ke dekha to uske ek haath mein I-Pill ki goli thhi aur likha hua tha.

"Jaako rakhe saiyaan maar sake na koye"




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Pathan Ka Sapna

Raat ko sapne mein pathan ko koi chod deta hai.

Pathan subha hote hi bank jaakar apna account band karva deta hai.

Kyun????

Kyunki bank ke board par likha tha - "Hum aapke sapno ko haqiqat mein badal denge"

Nazar Lag Gayi

Nazar lag gayi hamare pyar ko zamane ki,
Umar beet gayi aas mein unko paane ki,
Kabar se nikalkar dono hath aaj bhi kehte hain,
Aarzoo rah gayi unke (.) (.) Boobs dabane ki.

Kauva To Udd Gaya

Sardar ji apne ghar se bahar nikle aur achanak ek kauve (crow) ne sardar ji ke sir par shit kar di.

Sardarni tissue paper lekar bahar aayi.

To Sardar ji gusse se bole: "Ab kiski gaand saaf kaaregi, kauva to udd gaya"

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