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Kitne Bhai Behan

Kitne Bhai Behan

Ek party mein ladka ladki se puchta hai "tum kitne bhai behan ho?"

Ladki: "Six"

Ladka: "Kya maa baap ko koi aur kaam nahi tha kya"

Ladki: "What about you?"

Ladka: "Only one"

Ladki: "Kya baap ki lund mein dum nahi tha kya"




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Chhota Bhai

Pappu apni maa se: "Maa mujhe mera ek chhota bhai chahiye"

Maa: "Beta, papa dubai gaye hain unke aane ke baad hum sochenge"

Pappu thoda soch kar bola: "Kyun na hum papa ko surprise de de"

Band Mutthi

Ek aurat ke bachcha paida hua

Delivery ke baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,

Jab doctors ne mutthi ko khol ke dekha to uske ek haath mein I-Pill ki goli thhi aur likha hua tha.

"Jaako rakhe saiyaan maar sake na koye"

Pathan Ka Sapna

Raat ko sapne mein pathan ko koi chod deta hai.

Pathan subha hote hi bank jaakar apna account band karva deta hai.

Kyun????

Kyunki bank ke board par likha tha - "Hum aapke sapno ko haqiqat mein badal denge"

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