Sapna

Ek ladki apni saheli se: "Kal raat sapne mein mujhe koi chaku maar raha tha, mujhe darr lag raha hai ki kahin mera sapna sach na ho jaye"

Friend replied: "Arre tu darr mat, agar sapne sach hote to main rozana pregnant hoti"




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Aankhon Mein Aansu...

Teri aankhon mein aansu aur chehre pe hasi hai,

Wah Wah..
Teri aankhon mein aansu aur chehre pe hasi hai,
Aisa lagta hai jaise teri lulli zip me phasi hai!

Kitne Bhai Behan

Ek party mein ladka ladki se puchta hai "tum kitne bhai behan ho?"

Ladki: "Six"

Ladka: "Kya maa baap ko koi aur kaam nahi tha kya"

Ladki: "What about you?"

Ladka: "Only one"

Ladki: "Kya baap ki lund mein dum nahi tha kya"

Chhota Bhai

Pappu apni maa se: "Maa mujhe mera ek chhota bhai chahiye"

Maa: "Beta, papa dubai gaye hain unke aane ke baad hum sochenge"

Pappu thoda soch kar bola: "Kyun na hum papa ko surprise de de"

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