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Double Meaning

Double Meaning

College girl fees counter par khadi thhi

Fees collector se boli: "Sir, le lo na"

Sir: "2 minutes ruko aaraam se lunga"

Ladki: "arre jaldi lelo fir nahi de paungi, mera period shuru hone wala hai"




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Kaun Bada Hai

Teacher Pappu se: "Tum bade ho ya tumhare papa?"

Pappu: "Main bada hoon"

Teacher: "Woh kaise?"

Pappu: "Dekhiye ma'am, maine mummy ka doodh peena chhod diya hai lekin papa abhi tak peete hai"

Sapna

Ek ladki apni saheli se: "Kal raat sapne mein mujhe koi chaku maar raha tha, mujhe darr lag raha hai ki kahin mera sapna sach na ho jaye"

Friend replied: "Arre tu darr mat, agar sapne sach hote to main rozana pregnant hoti"

Aankhon Mein Aansu...

Teri aankhon mein aansu aur chehre pe hasi hai,

Wah Wah..
Teri aankhon mein aansu aur chehre pe hasi hai,
Aisa lagta hai jaise teri lulli zip me phasi hai!

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