My Sins

Man to Priest: "Forgive me father for i have sinned i usually read dirty jokes and view pictures of girls on my mobile"

Priest: "Forward your sins to me!"




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Santa Banta in Jungle

Santa and banta jungle mein the tabhi saamne sher aa gaya...

Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne laga aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kaha.

Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.

Biwi on Phone

Sardar talking on cell.

2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se...

2nd Sardar : Itne... Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai...

Phone Call

Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke...
Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!

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