Similarity

What is the similarity between burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend?

In both cases boy thinks, "Ek minute pehle nikal liya hota to kitna achcha hota"




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Double Meaning

College girl fees counter par khadi thhi

Fees collector se boli: "Sir, le lo na"

Sir: "2 minutes ruko aaraam se lunga"

Ladki: "arre jaldi lelo fir nahi de paungi, mera period shuru hone wala hai"

Kaun Bada Hai

Teacher Pappu se: "Tum bade ho ya tumhare papa?"

Pappu: "Main bada hoon"

Teacher: "Woh kaise?"

Pappu: "Dekhiye ma'am, maine mummy ka doodh peena chhod diya hai lekin papa abhi tak peete hai"

Sapna

Ek ladki apni saheli se: "Kal raat sapne mein mujhe koi chaku maar raha tha, mujhe darr lag raha hai ki kahin mera sapna sach na ho jaye"

Friend replied: "Arre tu darr mat, agar sapne sach hote to main rozana pregnant hoti"

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