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Majboori Aur Gareebi

Majboori Aur Gareebi

Kya aap jante hain majboori aur gareebi kya hoti hai.

Jab koi ladki 2 rupye mein chudne ko taiyyar ho jaye to yeh uski majboori hai.
Aur gareebi woh hoti hai jab aapki jeb mein sirf 1 rupya ho.




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Similarity

What is the similarity between burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend?

In both cases boy thinks, "Ek minute pehle nikal liya hota to kitna achcha hota"

Double Meaning

College girl fees counter par khadi thhi

Fees collector se boli: "Sir, le lo na"

Sir: "2 minutes ruko aaraam se lunga"

Ladki: "arre jaldi lelo fir nahi de paungi, mera period shuru hone wala hai"

Kaun Bada Hai

Teacher Pappu se: "Tum bade ho ya tumhare papa?"

Pappu: "Main bada hoon"

Teacher: "Woh kaise?"

Pappu: "Dekhiye ma'am, maine mummy ka doodh peena chhod diya hai lekin papa abhi tak peete hai"

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