Code Word

Husband aur wife ne bachhon ki wajah se raat ko sex karne ka code word rakha sandwich.

Raat ko husband: "Sandwich ka mood hai?"
Wife: "Nahi aaj nahi, subha ketchup ki thailee phat gayi hai"




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Santa In Kaun Banega Carorpati

Santa In Kaun Banega Carorpati

Amitab Bhachan: "Sardar ji, what is the colour of your wife's bra"
A: White
B: Black
C: Red
D: Pink

Santa: "Life line use karni hai"

Amitabh: "Kaun Si"

Santa: "Phone a Friend?"

Majboori Aur Gareebi

Kya aap jante hain majboori aur gareebi kya hoti hai.

Jab koi ladki 2 rupye mein chudne ko taiyyar ho jaye to yeh uski majboori hai.
Aur gareebi woh hoti hai jab aapki jeb mein sirf 1 rupya ho.

Similarity

What is the similarity between burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend?

In both cases boy thinks, "Ek minute pehle nikal liya hota to kitna achcha hota"

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