No Matter....

No Matter....

No matter how much you press it, shake it, rotate it, slap it, strangle it, pull it...

The last drop of urine will always fall in your underwear!!!

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Bank Deposit And Sex

What Is The Similarity Between The A Bank Deposit And Sex?

You Loose Interest If You Withdraw.

Call to Police

Woman being raped, she calls the police over the phone & says :

"Hellooo ooh, oh, uuhaah, yes, uoah,
This man is raping me,
Aah yeahh, aahh,

Can you come & arrest him tomorrow!!!

Right Hand

Your wife is your right hand...
But if your wife ran away then your right hand is your wife...

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