Khade Kaan

Ladki ladke se keheti hai: "Jub hum ladkiyaan gandi baatein karti hain to tum logon ke kaan kyun khade ho jaate hain?"

Ladka: "Achcha??, to tum log use kaan kehati ho"




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Badi Hasrat Thi

Badi hasrat thi dil ki,
Kholein unki salwaar ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi to dekho ki,
Nange hi chale aaye.

Code Word

Husband aur wife ne bachhon ki wajah se raat ko sex karne ka code word rakha sandwich.

Raat ko husband: "Sandwich ka mood hai?"
Wife: "Nahi aaj nahi, subha ketchup ki thailee phat gayi hai"

Santa In Kaun Banega Carorpati

Santa In Kaun Banega Carorpati

Amitab Bhachan: "Sardar ji, what is the colour of your wife's bra"
A: White
B: Black
C: Red
D: Pink

Santa: "Life line use karni hai"

Amitabh: "Kaun Si"

Santa: "Phone a Friend?"

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