Responses during sex with different girls

Girlfriend - "Wow darling, this is great"
Prostitute - "Come on... Finish it now..."
Wife - "I think the ceiling needs painting."

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Bathing Together

A baby boy and a baby girl in a bathtub having a bath

Girl looks down and says: "Can I touch it?"

Boy: "No way ! You have already broken yours!!"

Boyfriend and Husband

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: About 45 minutes.

Shoe Laces and Smart Men

Quest. Do u know what is common between shoe laces and smart men?

Ans. They keep in touch with severel holes simultaneously.

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