Woh Boli

Woh boli dabao,
Maine dabaya,
Woh boli aur zor se dabao,
Maine aur zor se daba diya,
Usne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
Maine phir dabaya,
Us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
Maine phir dabaya.

Woh boli: "Dekha ho gaya na suit case band"




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Nigahon Se Nigahein

Nigahon se nigahein mila kar to dekho,
Kabhi kisi ladki ko pata kar to dekho.

Hasratein dil mein dabane se kya fayda,
Apne haathon se zara daba kar to dekho.

Aasmaan simat jayega tumhare aagosh mein,
Ladki ki taangein faila kar to dekho.

Agar ye na kar sako to haar mat maan-na...

Do boonden to zaroor girengi yaaron,
Zara apne lund ko hila kar to dekho.

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Ladki: "Jaanu tumhein pata hai tumhari lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai"

Ladka khush hokar bola: "Achcha!!!"

Ladki: "Haan kyunki iske baad lund ki category shuru ho jaati hai"

Rajhdhani Express

Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh chada hua thha,

Patni: "Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express chala rahe ho"

Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur bola

"Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche mat girao"

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