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Only Gas Problem

Only Gas Problem

Sardar ji apni patni ke checkup ke liye doctor ke pass gaya doctor ne checkup ke baad kaha "Sardarni pregnant nahi hai eh gas di problem hai"

Sardar: "Hey rabba tu mainu lund ditta hai ya hawa bharan wala pump"




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Biwi Paani Se Darti Hai

Ek dost doosre ko bata raha tha...

"Yaar meri biwi paani se bahut darti hai"

Frined: "Achcha wo kaisi?"

Friend replied: "Yaar kal jab main ghar gaya to wo bath tub mein bhi security guard ke saath bethi thi"

Woh Boli

Woh boli dabao,
Maine dabaya,
Woh boli aur zor se dabao,
Maine aur zor se daba diya,
Usne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
Maine phir dabaya,
Us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
Maine phir dabaya.

Woh boli: "Dekha ho gaya na suit case band"

Nigahon Se Nigahein

Nigahon se nigahein mila kar to dekho,
Kabhi kisi ladki ko pata kar to dekho.

Hasratein dil mein dabane se kya fayda,
Apne haathon se zara daba kar to dekho.

Aasmaan simat jayega tumhare aagosh mein,
Ladki ki taangein faila kar to dekho.

Agar ye na kar sako to haar mat maan-na...

Do boonden to zaroor girengi yaaron,
Zara apne lund ko hila kar to dekho.

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