Apni Hi Hai

Ek baar Santa ki gaand par dana nikal aaya.

To woh sheeshe mein dekh ke cream laga raha tha ki itne mein usda lund khada ho gaya.

Santa boleya: "Baith ja behnchod apni hi gaand hai, koi begaani nahi"




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Rabb Ke Waste

Daalne laga tha main, cheekhane lagi woh,
Hua dard itna ke seh na saki woh,
Takleef hui itni, boli bahar nikalo,
Rabb ke waste dusra kangan dalo.

Only Gas Problem

Sardar ji apni patni ke checkup ke liye doctor ke pass gaya doctor ne checkup ke baad kaha "Sardarni pregnant nahi hai eh gas di problem hai"

Sardar: "Hey rabba tu mainu lund ditta hai ya hawa bharan wala pump"

Biwi Paani Se Darti Hai

Ek dost doosre ko bata raha tha...

"Yaar meri biwi paani se bahut darti hai"

Frined: "Achcha wo kaisi?"

Friend replied: "Yaar kal jab main ghar gaya to wo bath tub mein bhi security guard ke saath bethi thi"

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