Paise Pehle

Ek bar ek aadmi apni biwi ke sath bar mein betha hua tha.

Achanak hi pati ko toilet mein jana pada, itne mein ek lady uski patni ke paas aakar uske kaan mein boli

"Paise pehle le lena yeh aadmi baad mein lafda karta hai"




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Mallika in Mughal-e-Azam

Madhu Bala ki jagah agar Malika Sherawat "Mughal-e-Azam" mein hoti toh film ka kya naam hota?

Film ka naam hota "Mughal-e-Orgasam".

Purse Chori Ho Gaya

Do ladkiya movie dekhne ke baad ghar wapis aa rahi thi

Pehli saheli: "Mera purse chori ho gaya hai".

Dusri saheli: "Tu to apna purse hamesha apni bra mein rakhti thi".

Pehli saheli: "Mujhe kya pata tha wo saala chori kar lega".

Agar Aasmaan Tak

Arz kiya hai doston....

Agar aasmaan tak aapke haath jaate,
Agar aasmaan tak aapke haath jaate,
To chand, sitaare, sooraj to kya,
Pariyon ki gaand mein bhi unglli de aate.

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