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20 Minute Mein

20 Minute Mein

Patni ne apne pati se poochha: "Agar duniya 20 minutes mein khatam hone wali ho to tum sabse pehle kya karna chahoge?"

Pati: "Simple si baat hai sex karna chahunga".

Patni: "Fir baaki ke 19 minutes kya karoge"?




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Paise Pehle

Ek bar ek aadmi apni biwi ke sath bar mein betha hua tha.

Achanak hi pati ko toilet mein jana pada, itne mein ek lady uski patni ke paas aakar uske kaan mein boli

"Paise pehle le lena yeh aadmi baad mein lafda karta hai"

Mallika in Mughal-e-Azam

Madhu Bala ki jagah agar Malika Sherawat "Mughal-e-Azam" mein hoti toh film ka kya naam hota?

Film ka naam hota "Mughal-e-Orgasam".

Purse Chori Ho Gaya

Do ladkiya movie dekhne ke baad ghar wapis aa rahi thi

Pehli saheli: "Mera purse chori ho gaya hai".

Dusri saheli: "Tu to apna purse hamesha apni bra mein rakhti thi".

Pehli saheli: "Mujhe kya pata tha wo saala chori kar lega".

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