Kaash.....

Ladka: "Kash main teri bra hota, to sara din tere boobs se chipka rahta"

Ladki: "Main kisi aur se dabva rahi hoti, aur tu zameen par dhool chat raha hota"




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20 Minute Mein

Patni ne apne pati se poochha: "Agar duniya 20 minutes mein khatam hone wali ho to tum sabse pehle kya karna chahoge?"

Pati: "Simple si baat hai sex karna chahunga".

Patni: "Fir baaki ke 19 minutes kya karoge"?

Paise Pehle

Ek bar ek aadmi apni biwi ke sath bar mein betha hua tha.

Achanak hi pati ko toilet mein jana pada, itne mein ek lady uski patni ke paas aakar uske kaan mein boli

"Paise pehle le lena yeh aadmi baad mein lafda karta hai"

Mallika in Mughal-e-Azam

Madhu Bala ki jagah agar Malika Sherawat "Mughal-e-Azam" mein hoti toh film ka kya naam hota?

Film ka naam hota "Mughal-e-Orgasam".

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