Full Ticket

Bus Conductor : Bachche ka full ticket lage ga!
Lady : Yeh to abhi nipple chusta hai!
Conductor : Woh to is ka baap bhi choosta hai, to kya uska bhi aadha logi?




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Suhag Raat

Ek sardar ki suhag raat thi, Sardar apni biwi ke peeche dalne laga to wo boli, na na sardar jee peeche nahi aage.
Sardar Bola - tumhein kaise pata hai.
Biwi Boli - Mera boy friend mere agay dalta tha
Sardar Bola - Achcha, par mera boy friend to mere peeche dalta tha.

Translation

Teacher ne kaha - Translate hindi to english, "khushi ke maare uski chhaati phool gai".
Santa translated - "Due to happiness his chest turned in to breast"!!!

Jab.........

Jab tere chikuu the, saare tere pichhu the,

Jab tere aam hue, saare pareshaan hue,

Jab tere kharbhuje hue, bade bade ajoobe hue,

Ab tere jhool gaye, saare tujhe bhool gaye...

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