Santa on Long tour asks Banta to inform if anything unusual happens at home.
Banta SMS after a month: Man who comes to Screw UR Wife daily, did not come today.
More Sardar Jokes
Santa Banta ek sath sadak par ja rahe the to Santa ne sunder si ladki ko dekh kar kaha: "Wah!! What a breast"
Banta bola: "Yaar breast se yaad aya babhi da ki haai hai?"
Man to Priest: "Forgive me father for i have sinned i usually read dirty jokes and view pictures of girls on my mobile"
Priest: "Forward your sins to me!"
Santa and banta jungle mein the tabhi saamne sher aa gaya...
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne laga aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kaha.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.