In case of loose motion:
"Ruk ruk ruk aere baba ruk"
In case of Kabz:
"Na tu aayegi na hi chain aayega"
In case of Gas Trouble:
"Hawa hawa aye hawa khusbhu luta de"
After coming out of toilet:
"Juda hoke bhe tu mujh mein kahin baki hai"
More Hindi Jokes
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks,
"What do they do here?"
He was told," First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting
to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a government worker, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the Cafeteria!!!
Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Hawaldar : No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector : What?
Hawaldar : Finger prints.
Police Inspector : Where?
Hawaldar : On my cheeks.
A Gujju having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.
God happy with his prays, grants him a wish but its only ONE wish!
Gujju thinks about his wish and says, "I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child's hands in our new mansion!"