Kaun Bada Hai

Teacher to student: Aap bade ho ya aap ke papa?
Student: Main.
Teacher: Woh Kaise?
Student: Maine mom ke pass sona chhor dia hai, par papa abhi tak sote hain..




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Translate Karo

Teacher to Pappu, isko english mein translate karo:
Sara ne kapray pehan liye hain.
Pappu: Shit! I am Late.

Shaadi Ki Date

Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye konsi date rakhien?
Boy: 22 December.
Girl: Koi khaas wajah?
Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai.

3 Girls

3 Girls having lunch.
1st said: I saw the condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: I also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: Haramzadi pehle batana tha na !!


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