Super Hit Insult

Teacher to student: Aap bade ho ya aap ke papa?
Student: Main.
Teacher: Woh Kaise?
Student: Maine mom ke pass sona chhor dia hai, par papa abhi tak sote hain..

Teacher to Pappu, isko english mein translate karo:
Sara ne kapray pehan liye hain.
Pappu: Shit! I am Late.

Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye konsi date rakhien?
Boy: 22 December.
Girl: Koi khaas wajah?
Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai.