Biwi Ki Izzat
Dhobi Police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat loot li!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, Dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garam hai, kar lo!
More Sardar Jokes
Santa on Long tour asks Banta to inform if anything unusual happens at home.
Banta SMS after a month: Man who comes to Screw UR Wife daily, did not come today.
Santa Banta ek sath sadak par ja rahe the to Santa ne sunder si ladki ko dekh kar kaha: "Wah!! What a breast"
Banta bola: "Yaar breast se yaad aya babhi da ki haai hai?"
Man to Priest: "Forgive me father for i have sinned i usually read dirty jokes and view pictures of girls on my mobile"
Priest: "Forward your sins to me!"