SAFE SEX

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX.
What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!




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Super Hit Insult

Wife: Agar dunia sirf 30 minute mein khatam ho rahi ho to tum kya karna chahoge?
Husband: Off course Sex.
Aur baki ke 29 Minutes?

Kaun Bada Hai

Teacher to student: Aap bade ho ya aap ke papa?
Student: Main.
Teacher: Woh Kaise?
Student: Maine mom ke pass sona chhor dia hai, par papa abhi tak sote hain..

Translate Karo

Teacher to Pappu, isko english mein translate karo:
Sara ne kapray pehan liye hain.
Pappu: Shit! I am Late.

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