Bitten on the Ass

Bitten on the Ass

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the ass by a rattlesnake.
"I'll go into town and find a doctor," said the man to his poor companion.
He runs ten miles into to town and find's the doctor's office. The doctor is delivering a baby at that moment.
"I can't leave, son, but here's what to do," said the doctor, "Take a knife, cut a little 'x' where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it out onto the ground."
The man dashes back to his agonizing friend.
"What did he say?!" said the poor fellow.
"He says you're gonna die."

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