Identify The Girl
A Catholic teenager goes to the priest and admits to an affair with a girl. The priest says the boy can't be forgiven until he reveals the identity of the girl.
"I promised not to tell!" he says.
"Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter?" the priest asks.
"No, and I said I wouldn't tell," the boy says.
"Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter?"
"No, and I still won't tell!"
"Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter?"
"No," says the boy.
"Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months."
Outside the church, the boy's friends ask what happened.
"Well," he says, "I got six months, but three good leads."
More Funny Jokes
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Dad to son: When I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" ,the man asked.
The wife replied, "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket".
The man said, "When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on"
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
She replied "Your horse called up".