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No Facial Emotions

No Facial Emotions

2 men and a Blonde are stranded on an island...
They come up to a tribe of locals and they are captured...
The crazy local tribe said that if they could stick 10 fruits in their butts without any facial emotions they will let them go...
If they cant the tribe will kill them...
The first guy goes and grabs 10 oranges and when he got the 5th one is his butt he starts screaming from pain and they kill him and he goes to heaven...
The next guy goes and grabs 10 grapes and when he gets to the 9th one he starts laughing histaricly so the tribe kills him and he goes to heaven...
In heaven-———————————
The first guy asks the second guy why he started laughing...
The second guy said that he looked over at the Blonde and she was holding 10 pinapples...




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Brunette Question-Answers

Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation

Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.

Speeding

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your license?

Lady: what does it look like?

Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens it up and says "if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over."

First Visit

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family.

"We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably.

"I'm sure we'll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her.

"If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the examining table."

"Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby.

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