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Positive Attitude

Positive Attitude

Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur shadi hone wali hy.
Boy Friend: That's Good,
Phir to hum condom ke bina sex kar sakenge.




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Gullak aur Ghanti

Sadhu fati dhoti pehan ker ghar se nikalta hai aur mandir mein puja ke liye jhukta hai. Ek aurat sadhu ki gand ko gullak samajh kar us mein ek sikka daal deti hai.
Sadhu seedha ho ke bolta hai: "Ab ghanti bhi bhaja do"

HONEYMOON

HONEYMOON
H - Hawas mita do
O - Or chuso
N - Nanga karke
E - Ek hi jhatke mein
Y - Yeh gaya
M - Maar dala
O - Or dalo
O - Or tez
N- Ni..k..a..l g..a. y..a

All Attorneys are Assholes

A biker walks into a yuppie bar. He orders a shot and a beer and drinks them down. Then he stands up, turns around and yells "All attorneys are assholes." Well this one guy comes right up to him and says "You take that back right now!" The biker says "Why, are you an attorney?" He replies "No, I'm an asshole"

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