Paise Kithe Rakha
Wife - Main jithe v paise rakhdi ha, aa munda saare chuk lainda e. Hun daso main paise kithe rakha?
Husband - Kanjar di kitaab ch rakhde jama ni hath launda.
More Sardar Jokes
Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.
Jeeto said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon."
"As you wish," said Santa.
"Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Jeeto.
"Ok," said Santa.
"And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Jeeto.
"That's right," said Santa, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, Its too big, its too big!"
Dhobi Police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat loot li!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, Dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garam hai, kar lo!
Santa on Long tour asks Banta to inform if anything unusual happens at home.
Banta SMS after a month: Man who comes to Screw UR Wife daily, did not come today.