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In the Morning

In the Morning

Hindu to Wife: Priya sawera ho gaya jago.
Muslim: Begum chand dhal gaya jago.
Christ: Darling its dawn get up.
Sardar: Sohnio utho tatti shatti nahi karni!




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Paise Kithe Rakha

Wife - Main jithe v paise rakhdi ha, aa munda saare chuk lainda e. Hun daso main paise kithe rakha?
Husband - Kanjar di kitaab ch rakhde jama ni hath launda.

Santa on Honeymoon

Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.
Jeeto said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon."
"As you wish," said Santa.
"Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Jeeto.
"Ok," said Santa.
"And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Jeeto.
"That's right," said Santa, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, Its too big, its too big!"

Biwi Ki Izzat

Dhobi Police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat loot li!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, Dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garam hai, kar lo!

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