Shohar Biwi Discussion
Shohar: Main tang aa gaya hoon, tum hamaisha mera ghar.. meri car hi kehti rehti ho. Kabhi hamara bhi keh diya karo. Ab almari mein kya dhoond rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.
More Marriage Jokes
Ghar choda, Sasural mila
Bhai choda, Devar mila
Behan chodi, Nanad mili
Ma-Baap chode, Saas-Sasur mile
KYA choda, JO PATI mila
Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.
The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.
They looked at the third man and he said, "I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees."
Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.
The man replied,"Well, I was laying under the bed and she crawled over and said," "Come out and fight like a man!".
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".
The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?"
The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:
"You are not getting older at the top, You are getting better at the bottom".