Garmi Lage To
Banta: Santa ji agar aapko garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
Santa: Main cooler ke sahmne baith jata hu.
Banta: Agar fir bhi garmi lage to?
Santa- To cooler on kar leta hu.
More Sardar Jokes
Hindu to Wife: Priya sawera ho gaya jago.
Muslim: Begum chand dhal gaya jago.
Christ: Darling its dawn get up.
Sardar: Sohnio utho tatti shatti nahi karni!
Wife - Main jithe v paise rakhdi ha, aa munda saare chuk lainda e. Hun daso main paise kithe rakha?
Husband - Kanjar di kitaab ch rakhde jama ni hath launda.
Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.
Jeeto said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon."
"As you wish," said Santa.
"Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Jeeto.
"Ok," said Santa.
"And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Jeeto.
"That's right," said Santa, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, Its too big, its too big!"