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Agar Neend Na Aaye To

Agar Neend Na Aaye To

Santa: Oye, agar neend na aaye to kya kiya jaye?
Banta: Neend ka intezar karne se achcha he ki aadmi so hi jaye.




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Garmi Lage To

Banta: Santa ji agar aapko garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
Santa: Main cooler ke sahmne baith jata hu.
Banta: Agar fir bhi garmi lage to?
Santa- To cooler on kar leta hu.

In the Morning

Hindu to Wife: Priya sawera ho gaya jago.
Muslim: Begum chand dhal gaya jago.
Christ: Darling its dawn get up.
Sardar: Sohnio utho tatti shatti nahi karni!

Paise Kithe Rakha

Wife - Main jithe v paise rakhdi ha, aa munda saare chuk lainda e. Hun daso main paise kithe rakha?
Husband - Kanjar di kitaab ch rakhde jama ni hath launda.

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