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Maths Vich Fail

Maths Vich Fail

Santa: Maths vich fail kyu hoya?
SON: 1st day Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8
Agle din kendi 6+2=8
Fir kendi 4+4=8
Ullu di pathi khud confused hai meinu ki padayegi.






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Santa: Oye, agar neend na aaye to kya kiya jaye?
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Santa: Main cooler ke sahmne baith jata hu.
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Muslim: Begum chand dhal gaya jago.
Christ: Darling its dawn get up.
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