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Answer Sheet

Answer Sheet

Santa: Yaar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu?
Banta: Yehi ki is answer sheet par likhe gaye sabhi answers kalpnik hain jinka kisi bhi book se koi smbandh nahi hai.




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Maths Vich Fail

Santa: Maths vich fail kyu hoya?
SON: 1st day Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8
Agle din kendi 6+2=8
Fir kendi 4+4=8
Ullu di pathi khud confused hai meinu ki padayegi.



Agar Neend Na Aaye To

Santa: Oye, agar neend na aaye to kya kiya jaye?
Banta: Neend ka intezar karne se achcha he ki aadmi so hi jaye.

Garmi Lage To

Banta: Santa ji agar aapko garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
Santa: Main cooler ke sahmne baith jata hu.
Banta: Agar fir bhi garmi lage to?
Santa- To cooler on kar leta hu.

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